Oh this is funny, no?

It happened just minutes ago while I was bored at home, unbelievably RO-ing. It was fun though. Then house phone rang. I picked up and there's this chinese guy talking.

Chinese guy :" Hello you sini @#$%^&** ke tak?"

I didn't exactly hear what he said so I ask him,

Me :"你要找谁?"
(Who are you looking for, again?)
Chinese guy :"你这边是卖tayar的吗?"
( your shop sell tyres,right?)

You must be effing joking me. Housing area, you say?
So I said no.

Then he started to read out the phone number.

Chinese guy :"但是这里写卖tayar电话 628042367 wohhh."
( But it's written here that tyre shop number is 628042367 wohhh )

I didnt quite bothered listening him repeating the numbers but I said no, it's not the shop (not even a shop) that he's looking for.
Without saying anything else, he hung up the phone.

I have this thing for people that didn't apologize after calling the wrong number.bar-bar-rians.Little did he know, I cursed him badly here.

Seconds later, phone rang again.

Expected fuckers.

Me :"Hello"
Chinese guy :"你这边是卖tayar的吗?"
( your shop sell tyres,right?)
Me : 没有,你还是打错liao.
( no, wrong number still.)
Chinese guy :但是我打628042367 woh. 不对meh?
( but I dial 628042367 woh. wrong meh?)

不对 meh your onion head la.

Me : 不对啊Uncle,你还是打错 liao.
( Wrong number Uncle, wrongggggg liaoooo.)

So he hung up the phone without saying anything again.
And after I placed my phone back, it rang again.

The fucker must be pressing redial button then.

I straight pick up the phone and say

Me :" Hi Uncle, 还是我,你还是打错 liao."
( Hi Uncle, it's still me, and you still dial the wrong number.)

He's angry.

China-kao-pek :" 但是我打 628042367 !!!!!! 628042367 那里会错 !!!"
( BUT I DIAL 628042367 !!!!!!! 628042367 IT'S CORRECT WUTTTT !!)

I checked my house number again through my handphone.

62804236---wait.
Where's the fucking 7 ?
I laughed evilly.

Me :"亲爱的Uncle, KL Phone number 全部都是8个number的,你去那里生多一个7出来?"

Okay I have to say the translation here must be a bit funny, but shhashhhhh.

( My dear uncle, KL Phone number all 8 digits one, and where the great-hell you lay the 7 out from?)



Cinapek :" then作么我打又打得通的?"
( then how come I dial can reach your side one?)
Me :"鬼懂啊."
( how the hell would I know.)

So apparently he's pissed at the phone number, and me.
So I won. lalalala~~~

And seriously, where the hell is this tyre shop? Must be somewhere outta space. 9 digit phone number. Ass la.