Mother's Day

Dear readers,

question of the day for 10th May 2008

Douglas Wan : Aren't Mother's Day on the 1st of May?

Yes serious, he asked that.


Ladies and gentlemen,
1st of May is LABOUR DAY.
Labour Day is an annual holiday celebrated all over the world that resulted from efforts of the labour union movement, to celebrate the economic and social achievements of workers





Come and think about it.
Now guys imagine you walk towards your mum happily and say :

"Happy Mother's Day ! It's your day, you should take a rest today !"

And your mum remained silent.
Due to these following reasons.

1- The mum is hurt that the children is comparing mothers to labors.
2- Disappointed that the children don't know when is Mother's Day.
3- Thinking of the best way to explain the faulty the children has made, without hurting the
retarded brain of the children.
4- Finally confirmed that that's not her own children, thankfully inwardly relieved.

Your pick.







So Happy Mother's Day to Madam Khor Ah Moi, the wife of Mr.Saw,
and the mother of the long hair, the tomboy, the fat and the pimply.

I simply love you.
Happy Mother's Day.