The Bloody Lameness is back !

was chatting with a friend just now when he said be right back.
And there goes minutes later.


disisloh says:
im bak

felix says:
i am kut teh

felix says:
we're!!?

felix says:
BAK KUT TEHHHHH



And I was laughing my ass out of my own lameness and this is when he started blurted out saying,






disisloh says:
wats dat?

EM-GEE.

Mweh

Went to the Perlis Mid Valley today.
I mean, Pauh, Perlis Mid Valley.

I am supposed to look for onions and garlics. Mum's making something nice soon.
So I went in, look around, not exactly around, but look 5rounds and I freaking can't find the onions and garlics. And I wonder why I am mad. I mean,

HOW CAN A PERLIS MID VALLEY BE A PERLIS MID VALLEY WITHOUT ONIONS AND GARLICS !!??

So anyway, I walked to the counter, acting like I am out of patience looking for the stuffs I'm looking for, with my arm laying on a rack, basically posing, asking the taukeh inside.

"EXCUSE ME." no shit, I seriously said "excuse me" in English, by accident. The uncle must be calling me acting high class already by then,

"WHERE is onions and garlic?"

The uncle stared at me, smiling.
I was like, smile what smile, never see people pose before meh, manatau he blurted out saying,





"Your arm is laying on it."
Then my eyeball rolled to my right.


Believe me, that is freaking embarrassing, for 5 rounds I walking in the store like I am preparing to shoplift something in a Perlis, I mean Pauh, Perlis, airconless Mid Valley, acting high class asking where is the friggin onion and garlic and in the end it's right beside the entrance of the shop.

Ashamed, I brought the two things and quickly get on my car, sorry, my bike and vroommed home and placed my head nicely in the blanket and cry like a baby.

And I said to myself I am not going out for the next 2 weeks.
And I went Kangar makan laksa with my friends just now.


WHAT. People ajak takkan tak bagi muka tak keluar kan.
Then we're at my friend's house where her sister is sitting for SPM soon, worried about her add maths, she's so confident failing it haha. So we're acting pro, saying "aiyah add math come come come i teach you" and three of us stared at one question for minutes and in the end giving up trying.

Then when my friend drove me home, asking me what am I going to do here for the two months, stayed at home all the time.

Answer : Do Maths.
We shall see how it goes.

Stupid Perlis Internet Connection

lama tak online sudak nak mampus.

and oh,
Veronica Mars is in Heroes.

with power.
I was like whoopie she's in and suprised with the power given.

But anyhoos, to make the long story very short. I am not allowed to get online this often, first thanks to Streamyx and second thanks to the father.

and oh, my John is eating bananas.
Not really eating, licking the pieces,
thanks to my nanny that asked me when am I going home again today.

Cousin's here.

Good food is always around when my Sungai Petani Uncle's here.
Sorethroat is always around when good food is here. Not exactly.

But yes my Sungai Petani cousins is all here staying over. They're, apparently, the only christian family in my mum's generation.And the kids are all home school. All 3 of them are some pro music players. Always perform for their church. And anyway as I said when this uncle's here, good food is always around.Presenting to you,

Itanianaaaa Beef Pizzzzzaaaaahhhhh.


and they did some koo chay koey too.

For those that didn't exactly help much, what did they do?

They camwhore.
and messing around with some spoiled violin.

And oh, we played The Game of Life that night.
My cousin become a grandparents when she had no children at all. Coollllllll right.

Sang All About You

McFly is filled with talent. No wonder Yorsh loves them.
"All About You" is always a favorite of mine.



Check out the guitar solo. Impressive.



Now sorry again, if I sounded flat, or funny.
I got sick after recording this. Stupid sore throat.Too many pizzas ruined it.
And apparently doing all the work alone can kill. Bringing the big ass keyboard to the office and recorded the percussions parts and this and that and bla bla bla.

Effing exhausting.
But yes, this is my version of "All About You."
And do comment on how the song sounds, you opinions are always welcomed.

Missing You

showing off the parcel we send her.
packs of mamee mimi hacks and chewing gums which cost like under ten bucks got charged hundred bucks for the air mail payment.

geezzzzzz.
introducing the half-moon-half-char-siew-pau face.
Missing you. =)

Goshie

I don't update blog that much recently.
Cause nothing that worth the blogging time happened since I'm home.
Done with the Spellbound and thinking of skipping Pride and Prejudice. I get dizzy reading it.

Now there's workers babbling about bull crap stuff behind me, and these kinda stuff only happens, in the end or the beginning of the month, pay day.

Ladies and gentlemen,
there goes the presentation of "No I'm not late, I'm just..."
presented by the BDW -Buncha Dad's Worker.

`Tonnes and tonnes of explanation of why they're late to work and a creative-award-worth-excuses flying everywhere, begging my mum not to cut off their pay. And somewhat some of the excuses is funny.

`There's been 5 people mentioning about flat tyre.
and 3 people mentioning road damage, and their time killed over there.

`And there's 3 people borrowed money straight after getting their pay. And I hate 3 of them.

`They are such lazy workers, and yes today is the only day they running around volunteered to work overtime.

Geezy.

Oh. Siti has been extremely noisy since I'm home, quarckling around and there's this day mum and I standing behind the house, talking.

" Mum, Siti has been noisy recently."
"WHO'S SITI?"



*grr, Alvin.*
"the goose."
"oh, that. we're setting her free behind the factory let her quarck there."
"just give it to uncle for their christmas night, roast it."
"yeah."







"HOLD IT. THAT'S TURKEY"
Mum then blinked, "oh, yeah."

see where I get the funny genes from now?

Has not been signing in for MSN recently.
Dad has been saying me touching the computer too much and now let me predict the future.

He has been scolding me :" Can't you do something else? You've been playing computer since you're home."

I will start drawing, and he'll say :" Can't you do something else? You've been drawing and playing computer since you're home."

I will start playing the piano, he'll say :" *copy and paste*Can't you do something else? You've been drawing and playing computer and playing the piano since you're home."

and I ask :" What you want me to do?"
He'll say:" You're 18.Think yourself."

And see where I get the bad hinting genes from now?

Photos

Mum's garden, some recent bloomings. Ixoras and Roses.

It's nice walking around mum's garden where the flowers are blooming around, and get the fact that Perlis is tropical jungle enough and my mum is making it tropical jungle-er.Unbelievably looking outside the window I only see leaves.

Pots and pots of....leaves planted along the corridor supposed-to-be, beside the main entrance of the house.

LEAVES.

get what i mean now?

John.Fought with some stray dogs while we let him out in the night, was playing with him just now, high fiving while his palm hit my hand, wet blood stain, poor John.

Mwahahahahahhahahaha, this is my Banana-but-in-the-end-added-some-coffee cake. The steps are kinda simple, and suprisingly Mum is the one suggesting teaching me to bake. And dad's the only one being mean and giving it a bad rating. And he say I was discriminating the black people (him) while baking this cake cause he think I overbaked it while the fact, it's NOT.
and it tasted nice, mwargh.

And now the first reason while city people don't like coming down to Perlis.
Cheap thrill I know, and there's more, dad's worker just killed an Ular Sawa one metre long today morning, showing it's blue eyes to us and yeah, this is what Perlis famous with la,Snakes. got a so called Southeast Asia biggest Snake farm some more one wor.

Random

And oh, this is mum's recent indulgence.


JEWEL IN THE FUCKING PALACE


FOR THE OWH-MUH-GAWDLY 7TH TIMES.
GET OVER WITH IT MUM.


P/S: STUPID SITI THE GOOSE HAS BEEN QUARCKLING IN THE UNGODLY 4 IN THE MORNING. YOU THOUGHT YOU GWEN STEFANI ARH.

Perlis is doomed.

Has been raining heavily since the day I was home. Non stoply. Scarily non stop.
Then I foresee the annual flood is coming. And it's going to be terrible.