Daddy and Merdeka

yes Aunt went Penang till Sunday.





Yes Wrnwrn, home alone, again .
Funny to find out when aunt left, drove off with her Vios,I straight called Wrnwrn and whine about the whole thing like a baby. Not that there's no grocery store nearby, and not that I don't have a feet, not that I don't have money, but it just, like a reflex action off aunt left --> home alone --> call Wrnwrn.

Sorry for those trouble caused, if there's any, and you're nice enough to care, who ask you to stay nearby only.

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So yesterday, * look at the time* was Dad's birthday, stupid enough for me to find out that I actually can follow aunt to Penang and at least rush home to celebrate dad's birthday after she left.
And luckily the thirty cents stamp does work and manage to send my card for him home ngam ngam ly. It was basically a card, about sports car, about dad's birthday and about how expensive i am that he need to keep nicely. Though compare to sisters' fake teeth and farting sound cards, mine's less funny but cmon man, that's what Memory Lane have, that's their best already. Don't say I never go look for it okay.

and Happy Birthday daddy, thanks for telling me I sound like your salesman friend.
Pick up my phone today morning, not even checking who's calling, straight bring me into business, thought that I am his salesman friend while what I said is only "Hello Tauke "

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And NOW, I am at Lilian's, after a countdown celebration with her sister and colleagues at Breakers, Sri Hartamas. Believe it or not, I tried beer, again. The 4th time in my effing 18 years life, thanks to the itchy hand.

Hours ago I was home, alone, hungry,lazy to cook and still stared at the computer waiting for people replying my msn and Farah called.

Then I found out that I am going to be alone at home while everyone's celebrating outside, which tell me that it's kinda sad to be alone now, so do Farah. So we're looking for victim at first, try to force them to come and fetch us to The Curve or wherever that we can also join the fun. So in the end I followed Lilian out while Farah followed her parents out for dinner.

So it was 9 plus and it's the first time for me taking train to somewhere from Kepong. this late. and owh emm gee the train is damn packed.

Here's the pissing people off thing.

Dah la the train damn packed, so surrounding me there's 4 Indonesians.

Please bare in mind that the train is effing packed, keep that in your imagination.

4 Indonesian surrounding me.

• Noisy and talkative.
• Height that reach my chin.
  
  
  
  

• WITH STUPID DUPID AFRO HAIRSTYLE, oh and brown color dye.
  

and that's not the worse thing yet.

They're cracking jokes in a stupid packed train while I can't barely balance myself stuffing my ass with other people. Then they start laughing and shrugging their shoulder, body vibrating and here comes ther annoying shit.

Their stupid afro hair kept flinging over my chin, left right left right and it's damn fucking geli.

and it stinks.

Thanks for imaging the horror.

and right so they went out at Kuala Lumpur station and there's this lady came in with McD's fries, and the smell ran all over while I was hungry. great. And someone, in time, farted right before we reach MidValley station and believe me, french fries + farts ? No, doesn't mix well.

You know what's the funny thing I saw in this trip,

1) Tonnes of people heading for Merdeka celebration, and most of them are foreigners.

It's not even their effing country's independant day lol.

and 2) Tonnes of people heading for Merdeka celebration, nice to see that there's still people that's Patriotic. funny thing is, when we're on our way attending something patriotic, there goes people shouting "cina babi" "pantat melayu" everything bad in the train while squishing themselves into the train.

Ironic, yes.

So Happy Merdeka Malaysiakuku and Happy Birthday dad.

It's 3, almost 4 in the morning and off I go.

10 Reasons why I am so proud of her.

okay fine, I only got one now in my head.
Her artwork.


Feast your eyes Douglas.



alright come back woman, I missed you already =)

How's your bum?

So I got this pants,






no, this friend named Jean.
A Penangarian , easily cheated, effing innocent, and funny,
flying to Ireland soon for her Undergraduate study.

We meet up two days ago at Midvalley, watching Ratatouille. Since you my readers, knew that the show is a good one, then I might as well save up not rate or review about the show. You know the results when Pixars did their job =).

Nice rat nose by the way.





So she brought me something from Shanghai, NOT THE RAT OF COURSE , Jean, and the gift she brought spent us hellalotsa time running around planning for meetups while in the end, failed, and failed.

Failed to actually meetup.
and failed to get the gift.

Anyway, Jean is kinda an alarmist. For being nervous all the time about this and that and what her father told her not to do so. About the cup of drink she ordered at Oldtown Kopitiam months ago paid by , I don't know, me or Douglas and hereby mentioning it back again to decide to whom she shall pay back while actually both of us doesn't really mind about it.

and oh, her burned eggtarts. While we called her, asking her results.
and oh, the slip-and-fall in Boulevard Hotel, Midvalley. It's so godly exbarassing. Shrieked out sooo loud at the lobby.
and OH ( this is getting exciting ), the expression when you told her something shocking but uberly fake.

She's seriously innocent.


YES THAN DAKOTA FANNING.
and that's why we love her, don't we Melody? *sniggers*

Yes to whom the butt's aching after the fall,
you will so effingly going to be missed.

Just don't get cheated by Ireland people kay. ( Bagpipers? )
Take Care Have Fun and get a boyfriend already.

Haboo.Freaking Haboo.

So it happens that I accidentally bumped into this word popping up on Lilian's computer screen and so ngam I saw it.
So I happen clicked on it and tada.

I saw this on TV before and tiny animated characters walking around waving hands, shaking hand and the ass and dance like a robot. And you get to know new friends that ever start a conversation with "asl."



Nostalgic,no?
MirC, animated version. Pixar. lol.
So I joined the Habbo thingee and made myself an avatar that has single eyelid, a blue shirt and a nice blue jean. Then that's the hotel I stayed in.

Cun innit. Orange kaler somemore.
Um yeah so I went into a room, it's called In Style Swimming Pool, or something like that.
So I was in it, waving hand to the air. Someone are suppose to respond to the handwave mind you. So there's this cutiepie came by.


Cutiepie : hi.
L-ix : hi.
Cutiepie : wu?
L-ix : wv?
L-ix : english?
Cutiepie : it means What's up.




Believe me, I am so damn malu at the moment. Luckily she can't actually see me and my avatar won't blush. Feck the shortforms.
Then she asked,

Cutiepie : asl? ( haha, there we go. )
L-ix: 18 m Malaysia
Cutiepie : 18 f Malaysia 2 !!!

I woah-ed. Then she asked.

Cutiepie : which part of Malaysia are you from.
L-ix : Kedah.
Cutiepie : OMG KEDAH TOO !!

Then Lilian, standing beside me saw and laughed.
Then I was thinking : here goes the climax.

L-ix : which part of Kedah you're from?

5 second passed.



10.

L-ix : hullo??
Cutiepie : hold on a sec.
L-ix : (flipping maps?)
Cutiepie : A.....S.....T......R
L-ix : ???
Cutiepie : so, which school are you studying now?




*looked at Lilian*
L-ix : Sekolah Menengah Taman Bukit Maluri Kepong, Kedah....



















Cutiepie : OMG ME 2 !!!
L-ix : (straight after she typed that)while Kepong is not even located at Kedah.
L-ix : hahahhahahahaha.
Cutiepie : oh i know that haha.

(know your head la)
L-ix : nice knowing you liar. haha.

and she just gone with the wind.

now YOU should try Habbo. Have fun with it.

Potong Steam...continued.

and now, minutes ago she's gone again.
My aunt, to Ipoh, meet up here friends till Sunday.







Wrnwrn Tan, my food is now available again.
and I am home alone, again.

The Simpsons Movie

is so effing funny.

" The good lord is telling me to confess to something."
Homer:"*finger crossed* gay gay gay gay gay"

Marge : It's leaking.
Homer: It's not leaking, it's overflowing.
Marge : Filled up the silo in 2 days?
Homer: Oh I helped.

To be continue.....immediately.

You guys should watch it if you haven't.Get some good laughs. Oh just reach home from stay over at Lilian's with gangs. Had some good time. Listening people chanting about how nice a sun hat is. And she just HAVE to buy a dress. PE4rians, what next? =)

Meeting up Anne and ZK soon for Lazipella's gathering, sort of.

Oh Mum called 2 days ago while I was collecting cert at college.
Then suddenly mentioned :

" oih, when are YOU going to get your license?"
"when I'm back la, a boy also haven got his yet what."

*my mum paused and think.*
*and shouted loudly at the other side of the phone.*




*obviously, to my brother.*
"OIH ! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET YOUR LICENSE?
sorry ah, forgotten about the gone case one."



ah.farnee woman.
Oh and the-one-that-brought-my-brother-out-for-dinner-the-first-night-he's-back-to-perlis -while-on-the-other-case-don't-even-know-that-i-am-going-back-to-kl-the-following-day-when-i'm-back-to-perlis-last-time -and-baru-cepat-cepat-bawa-keluar-makan-punya, dad's birthday's coming soon.


Brought him a card. Hope he likes it, and hope mum's a good translator =)
Cause he's english is limited. (Refer to previous post, "Lost in Translation.")

Potong Steam

Aunt changed her mind.
SHE'S COMING HOME TODAY.




Wrnwrn I want to cry ady.
the pissing off part is, I brought sooo many food yesterday just because I thought I have 5 more days to stay home alone and now she change her plan.


Eff.
Money wasted.

Negarakuku?

So there's weeks ago while I was still at Perlis, my sis called from Australia asking us to look for this video on Youtube about a guy name Namewee singing songs about Malaysia.

http://namewee.com

I still can remember dad and mum's expression, laughing as the guy sang the national anthem along with the rap that expressed his view about the dark side of the Malaysia culture, and racial problems and also criticizing our Malaysia government.
Go search yourself about the video at Youtube, oh, I'll help, just type Malaysiakuku and there goes the viola.

Anyway forgotten to tell you about MY expression while I watched this with mum and dad.
I goes, oh no, this guy is in deep,shit.





and yes he is right now.

Politicians has been discussing about him, and even the Taiwan TV interviewed him as he's currently studying at Taiwan. He made his apology few days ago though apology is accepted but he's still going to be sued, making fun of national anthem and stuff, as people said he is.



[before I started anything,sorry for the bad English used anyway, you all know I use sucky english all the time =) ]

Well for me, I think he did a very brave act to upload this video on Youtube. And yes now the whole world knows about the racial problem we have here in our own country, thanks to Steve Chen,Chad Hurley and Jawed Karim.

Well I'm not blaming him for doing so, or lower our reputation and stuff but let's look into the lyrics, I dare not say that it's all true, or whatsoever, for me I think it's,one kind of opinion from this particular group of people,about what they think about our country, and what they think about the government. Before this Namewee guy actually voiced out through the most concentrated media, this group of people discussed about their opinion, inwardly, among themselves, no one actually dare to stand out and voice it out like him. So he did a brave, I dare not say smart, or strategic but brave act standing out for this group of people,telling people what they were thinking all the time,though the effect is bad, but at least now people know what this part of the Malaysian thinks.

I have to say, there's things about he said about government, is true.
The corruption and the not-very-fast-productivity.
But there's always a better way expressing our thought.
Whether they accept or not is a matter, and the way we express is another one.
Well, obviously, expressing this thought through these lyrics, obvious and sharp
( some insulting ) is not one good way, for me, ( though some of them is obviously true ).

There're people bombarding youtube comment box calling MCA a traitor, and UMNO some...um, Davidass,or Jackass but oh well.
If I were you Mr Politician-no-matter-which-side-you're-from, I would watch the video a gazillion time first, and I bet no matter which side you're from, you'll actually laugh and somewhat agree, at least a nibblebit, in the end.

Malaysians are still Malaysians, no?
In the end, the barrier is still going to be there, though this case is settled in the future.

As long as there's people like my brother exists, well, he's one of the negative side when we're judging from Patriotism.
As for me, though sometimes it's annoying, but I have to say, I'm more to a patriotic one.
and I love Farah, I love Yuns, and I love Fuz.

but not the old lady picking her nose, sitting there taking her time,talking to the friend sitting beside her, while I was sitting there waiting for her just to place a nice stamp on my documents while I was waiting for my border pass last time for my family trip to Thailand.


OMG, her nostrils is just horribly, big.
and the mole.sheesh.

you know what I mean, no?

Oh dear.

Aunt and brother is going back home to Perlis from today.
and I am going to be here, all alone, for a few days, grab the days to rape me people.

I am living like an old man now I think, like your children all married and have their own family and you're now living peacefully ( not actually peacefully ) but alone, in a house, doing the same thing everyday until the day you die.

Well the main point why I mentioned I'm like an old man is,
my body is fucking aching for no reason, for days.

I don't deny if you call me a weakling but this is just weird, no?
Neck, arm, knee,hands, ankle.

Don't rememeber myself doing something that extreme recently.
Well except, the, dancing-like-an-idiot-in-front-of-a-mirror-in-the-bathroom-
for-a-few-seconds-just-to-see-how-stupid-i-look-when-i'm-dancing counts.




Damn it's just few seconds.
and damn the pain is annoying.

It'd be cool if someone drop me a visit, here to Kepong, ( not Klang, Kajang or Cheras Puchong, Ng Sing Kwan.) like what a lonely old man would always hope.

and damn, I am turning to be one. =_=




p.s: oh, have I told you that my camera spoiled, that's why no interesting photos being uploaded recently. dang dong.
p.p.s or p.s.s? p.s.p?p.m.s? : yeah and that's all.

One of these days.

Oh, Yorsh's new song rocks.
I am glad I was there listening to it.

Then just now Singass, Yorsh, HungWei and I went for dinner somewhere around Sunway, a place called Buffalo Steakhouse, where they sell Fish and Chips under 10 dollars.






Yes I gone crazy over it cause I am broke-ing.
Anyway, so while we're ordering food, I just told the lady the number code for the food I'm ordering,
and I goes :" kak, saya nak D9."

So the kakak was blur and asked,
"Adik boleh bagi nama tak, kakak nak tau nama."







"Oh. Felix Saw."

Okay, I am not that stupid that I don't know what the lady meant, I am just fooling around, but it's funny to mention, the lady is freaked out thought that there's new dishes added into the menu without acknowledgment.

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Ah, time are running out for we people to hang out more eh.
Feel like it was just yesterday we were still
complaining about the time running out for us to study and stuff.

That 1 year plus was great.
Excellent.

Good times.
Good times.

Wake me up when September ends. =)

One Spoiled, and one hopeless.

was in the car with my cousin just now,

a younger one,
a fatter one,
and spoiled.

so the mum is sitting at the front seat talking to my aunt, and I'm sitting at the back, trying my very best to ignore this 8 years old little girl.

cause, I get annoyed when she buat manja with her mother every freaking single time.

then she started asking questions, to me and my brother.
first asking what's the definition of the word 'prosecution'.
my brother is blur, and I'm just lazy to think or answer her.

then the mum goes :" maybe a tat koko they all dun know leh", sarcastically.

so I'm fed up,was not in a good mood anyway, period pain
answering her saying :" Prosecution is a word that your English teacher will call you insane and your friend will call you showoff if you use it in your English essay in class. "

and I am happy with my answer, and no one's speaking all in a sudden.

Then the mum started laughing saying something to the aunt, I don't give a damn about it.
She's those typical mum that force the kid to learn this and that and this and that and tell the whole world about her kid learning this and that and this and that and in the end the kid sucks innit. Drawing, badminton, swimming, figure skating, gymnastic and oh my god the daughter that learned gymnastic is a fatty, some more thought that she's that high class and all.

so then she spot a "Walk The Line" DVD at the back seat then started asking me what's the show about.
so I answered :" Walk the Line is a song, a title of a song"
*pointed at Jacquin Pheonix* "He's the singer of the song, the name is Johnny Cash."

so I think she's deaf, then she ask me,

" Why, they walk on a line and sing?"

I gave her the
can-you-fucking-stop-wasting-my-time-and-saliva
-and-just-ask-my-brother-about-the-show-and-who-the-hell -will-sing-and-walk-on-a-line-at-the-same-time stare.

and answered :
" Yes, singing and walking on a line at the same time is his hobby"

Then I started thinking of Johnny Cash holding a microphone fell down from a string, singing all the way. Bugger.

Then the mum talked about pirated DVDs and all,
then she asked again,
"What's pirated."

Chuckled evilly, I said :
" You watched Pirates of the Carribean right?"
"So when they turned into pirates, they're pirated."

"So, Orlando Bloom is pirated?", she asked.
"Yes."


I just don't fucking care anymore.
whether the mum is there listening the whole conversation haha, cause I just hate their family.
She just literally pissed me off seeing her flinging her curly long hair thought that she's that, elegant, ...my ass, and with her large bulging tummy. Grr.

Ought to be slapped six times, left 3 times right 3 times.

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And on the other hand, my brother is just... hopeless.
Makes me feel so, pissed.

With his laziness, about study and even house chores.
My sister is sick with him since last year and now come and think about it, I don't really know what's on his mind. He's supposed to resit his paper next week, and he's already giving up now cause he don't think he can finish revise everything.

What pissed me off is,
The way he gave up complaining about the time he left to study and all without even try to concentrate in study, so freaking easily distracted by computers and all, in the real sense he still got the freaking time watching you tube videos and playing games online.

and he's now relaxing reading Harry Potter at the living room already.

Hours ago telling me,no, sent me an sms telling me saying he's not going for the resit and he already told mum about it, and he end up the sms with "please dun angry at me"

and Yes I am fucking angry with you, and I think you knew that since I stared you with my eyes flamed.
You don't even dare to tell sis yourself cause you knew they'll scold you badly, and you knew Mum will tell them eventually.
You always mentioned about respect and I really doubted you deserved it, sometimes.

You always complains about everything without even tried to understand it, same case applied to his piano lessons, you're just lazy to practice,anyway.
Being such a grownup, a 20 years old grownup, still watching some freaking idiotic TV3 Saturday morning cartoons and think that knowing everything about Harry Potter is the coolest thing in the world is just..stupid.

I don't know what to say anymore with him.
and I feel sorry for mum and dad trying so hard to help him and he just don't appreciate them.

I need help.

Dear

Dear
Mummy ( and Dad ) ,
Sis
and Aunt. :

I can sense the disappointment,
when it comes to calling you all telling you all how I did in my A Levels.

Sorry for not being hardworking enough to pull my Physics off,really.
I feel really bad now.

Especially mum, with the anger and frustration.
I don't even dare to tell my dad how I did.
Though sometimes he don't really mean it, but the words he use is always that harsh,
and he always sounded serious.

So maybe you all are right,
I didn't try my best, and the saddest thing is,
I don't even know whether I tried my best, or not.

People around me did great, I'm very proud of them.
So mum, I have good friends here, see?

You always worry about me mixing with the wrong people.
Without them, I might get something worse okay,
they really helped me a lot when it comes to studies.
Even moral support. They works.
Being with you when you're at the verge of giving up.
My classmates always have a way to cheer me up.

So don't worry mum, my life at KL is filled with happiness, having them around.
and NO MUM, I didn't include this effing house, it's still that creepy.


While I was at college just now, I was laughing around after being dab-bed.
And now sitting alone here thinking about it again,

my results is not really that satisfying.
I am still disappointed.


Love, or more to hurt,

your nephew,
your brother,
your son,

Screwed

I am so going to pass away, when i get old. when I get my results.

Expected screwedness.
Try not to think about it, while I am not supposed to think about it cause dad always tell me how poor our family is turning to be. Haha.

"We're running out of money ta, we'll have to sell this house and stay beside the road,so you all should not simply waste money and think back papa last time...."

" Yes papa, I'm going to study here still, don't worry"

Still, I don't mean to be rude cutting off his long ass 40 minutes story.
It's a good story.
It's meaningful.
and It's repeated so-many-times-since I was a little boy. It's like my bedtime story anyway.

Right, not that I'm mad at him not letting me going overseas, I understand the situation, I'm fine,VERY fine of staying here, and I know things are turning better soon as sisters are graduating, both of them, soon in the following year and all the burden is going to poofed off like that.

But come and think about it,
I STILLam so going to pass away, when i get old. when I get my results.

Tag

INSTRUCTION :

Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italize the statements that you WISH are true.
Leave the fibs alone.

Then, stab 5 people to do the same test.

1) I miss somebody right now.
2) I do not watch tv these days.
3) I wear glasses or contact lenses.
4) I love to play video games.
5) I have tried marijuana.
6) I have been in a threesome. ( heehee.)
7) I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
8) I have changed mentally over the last year.
9) I curse.
10) I am totally smart.
11) I've broken someone's bones.
12) I am paranoid sometimes.
13) I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
14) I need money right now.
15) I love sushi.
16) I talk really, really fast.
17) I have long hair.
18) I have lost money in Las Vegas.
19) I have at least one sibling.
20) I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
21) I couldnt survive without Caller ID.
22) I like the way I look.
23) I am usually pessimistic.
24) I have a lot of mood swings.
25) I have a hidden talent.
26) I am always hyper.
27) I have a lot of friends.
28) I have pecked someone of the same sex.
29) I enjoy talking on the phone.
30) I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
31) I love to shop.
32) Enjoy window shopping.
33) I would rather shop than eat.
34) I dont hate anyone. at times, i wish i do.
35) I am a pretty good dancer.
36) I am completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
37) I have a cell phone.
38) I believe in God.
39) I am an adrenaline junkie.
40) I watch MTV on a daily basis.
41) I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
42) I have rejected someone before.
43) I want to have children in the future.
44) I have changed a diaper before.
45) I have called the cops on a friend before.
46) I am not allergic to anything.
47) I have a lot to learn.
48) I am shy around members with the opposite sexs.
49) I have made a move on a friend, significant other or crush in the past.
50) I have tried alcohol before.
51) I own the South Park movie.
52) I would die for my best friend.
53) I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
54) I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
55) I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
56) Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
57) I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
58) I am happy at this moment!
59) I 'm obsessed with girls/guys.
60) I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
61) I study for tests most of the time.
62) I am comfortable with who I am right now.
63) I have more than just my ears pierced.
64) I walk barefoot wherever I can.
65) I have jumped off a bridge.
66) I love sea turtles.
67) I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
68) Plan on achieving a major goal dream.
69) I am proficient in a musical instrument.
70) I hate office jobs.
71) I love sci-fi movies.
72) I think water rules.
73) I went college out of state.
74) I like sausages.
75) I love kisses.
76) I fall for the worst people.
77) I adore bright colours.
78) I cant live without black eyeliner.
80) I usually like covers better than originals.
81) I can pick up things with my toes.
82) I can whistle.
83) I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
84) I have ridden/owned a horse.
85) I still have every journal I've written in.
86) I can stick to a diet.
87) I talk in my sleep.
88) I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions
89) I have jazz in my blood.
90) Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
91) I wear a toe ring.
92) I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
93) I am a caffeine junkie.
94) I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
95) I have been to over 15 conventions.
96) I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
97) I am an artist.
98) I only clean my room when necessary.
99) I like a person of the same sex
100) I love being happy.

Lost in Translation

My dad speaks limited english.







I mean, a yes-no-*nod head*-*shake head* limited.
So there's this bunch of Myanmar workers just arrive our house today, along with the agent. As long as the agent is there, the communication between dad and them goes fine. Plus there's a few of them learned English, a bit. At least their's is more than a yes-no-*nod head*-*shake head* level.

Until the agent left.


I was standing at the front door watching the whole lost-in-translation-show going on at the porch. So basically, dad was trying to ask saying one of them :

" How long you've been working at Myanmar as a mechanic?"

So dad goes like,

*point at one of them* "YOU (Dad's very proud of the "YOU" he just spoke, mind you.)......mechanic?"

Then the guy nod his head and goes :

" yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes."

Dad started to find a second english word to apply on.
"How......"
(He started to think whether the "lama" he's trying to say is "long" in english.)
*simply say out something and use his hand to act like measuring something, means "long."*
"YOU work, myanmar?"

The guy looked puzzled.
Until Mum came to the rescue haha, walking out from the office taking their photostated passport.I was laughing there inwardly all the way, at the front door.

Then Mum's english level is wayyyyyy much better than a yes-no-*nod head*-*shake head* level. So as mum was trying to verify the owner of the passports , dad was really fooling around with his english,

Dad picked up one of the passport and tried to match the face. He look delighted.
" OH ! YOU ! THIS ! YOU !"
*keep on point at the passport then the fella then the passport then the fella*

The the whole gang goes,



"YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES"


Believe me this is the funniest I ever saw for this effing two weeks plus.


Then happily dad walked in, still looked delighted.
Then I was standing at the front door,complimented him about his english,he started to blurted out something,to me,using HIS english, and I swear I didn't heard a word.

Then he walked for a distance.
Then he paused.

*turn back*
*walked to me*

"I spent so much money for your college and tell me again, why you didn't help me just now?"

oh by the way, he just scolded me in fluent chinese. Haha.